Phelping

The physical act of orally removing water from a partner's anus that has been forcefully injected due to an unskillful and unclenched cliff jump.

After Veronica jumped off that huge cliff with her unclenched buttocks, Mark was phelping her for 2 hours just to get it all out.

by splattersday March 5, 2011

Peaching

When a person tucks in the front of their shirt but not the back. Works better with an orange shirt and a fat person

Look at that kid, he is peaching like a bitch

by ericdennis November 23, 2009

Preaching Wombat

The act of two homosexual men rubbing their nipples on one another, one of the males (1) then proceeds to drop plants on the ground. While the second male (2) eats the plants from the ground, taking the bait, the other male (1) brutally rapes him. Before ejaculation, the two finish off by praying to their god.

Ossian and Isak performed the Preaching Wombat yesterday! Ossian took the bait. The ambulance arrived shortly after it ended.

by OssianO May 6, 2011

Michael Phelpsing

the act of smoking marijuana

Dude, me and a couple of people are gonna go Michael Phelpsing after school. Wanna go?

by xxshroomxx March 4, 2009

Phelpsing it up

to allow other people to take incriminating pictures of you.

i was out on the town last night phelpsing it up

by LOC27 February 2, 2009

preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Perching

The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".

"Yo, that girl is perching so hard"
"Yeah, she looks like an owl"

by Tanner11 October 14, 2011