PHD

Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass.
Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he?
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know.
Peter: Gosh – that explains it!

Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room?
Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD
Peter: Well – that explains it!
by Peter L D June 05, 2009
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Ben is a Phd, he cracks me up!
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Phd is a doctorate that causes PHD:Permeated Head Dmg. Dont ever learn to be a doctor
Bob:Ashton, u taking a pHD?!
Ashton:Nah, i dont want to get PHD
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acronim for pretty huge dick
Jay: I have a PHD

Nick: What could a moron like you have a PHD in?
Jay:In your mom
by Gentleneal April 25, 2012
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P- pretty

H- hard
D- dick
" mom I've got a PHD"
"really in what"
"my pants"
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Jamal: I got some ass last night at da club
Curtis: nigga please, you aint got nottin' up in da club
Jamal: Don't try an' playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd
by Koffi January 02, 2006
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1. Doctor of Philosophy.
2. Pretty Huge Dick.
3. Pubic Hair Distribution.
eg 1: John has a PhD in Computer Science.
eg 2: John has a PHD (Pretty Hude Dick).
eg 3: John's PHD (Pubic Hair Distribution) is a LOT!
by Rachel Green November 13, 2005
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