peish

Slang term for the penis. Originated in the Los Angeles metro area.

My peish is really hurting.

by dbcooper2000 February 19, 2008

penishead

yum

penishead yummy

by My Friends are Weird October 18, 2020

Petish

A pet fetish..... dog..cat..horse..exotic cat..etc.

Girl 1: hey.... where is your boyfriend Joe Bob? I thought we could double date tonight....
Girl 2: his parents are out of town so he is home alone with the dog..... living out his petish fantasies without me.....
Girl 1: oh.... that makes sense now.... cuz I saw him at the grocery store and he must have had 3 or 4 containers of peanut butter....lol
Girl 2: OMG.... I'm so jealous!!!

by LemmeF1ndOut January 30, 2022

Peish

A really cool word. You know what it means.

What the peish?! You’ve never heard of the word peish before? It’s a really word and super cool!

by TimboMagee April 7, 2022

Penishurt

When your penis hurts, just as it says.

Fucking hell my penishurts

by Mortido August 3, 2008

penishanger

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.

Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"

by luke7777777 December 8, 2010

non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.

Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.

by germangirls May 12, 2018