pwap

The slapping of a persons face with ones genitalia, typically the male penis.

Girl: I hate you
Guy: ::Pwaps::
Girl: OMG

by malicious March 4, 2005

petaphile

1.Somebody who has sex with animals because they cannot attract any humans, or they are attracted to animals

2.Pedophile from the PETA

1.
Person: I cant believe youre a petaphile
Petaphile: IDK what you are talking about, dogs are fucking hot!
Person: What the fuck...

2.
Person 1: Did you hear about the PETA member who was found to have trapped children in animal cages for his own sick pleasure?
Person 2: Yeah. I know about that.
Person 1: What a sicko...
Person 2: Dont call me a sicko just cause I have sex with children.
Person 1: I wonder why the PETA didnt do anything about their members problem... wait, WHAT!?

by monkeylx1 January 15, 2008

pewp

n. shit, crap, stink bricks/nuggets

that dog just dropped a huge pile of pewp on my lawn!
or
the AWP sux liek pewp.
and
WTF pwned by a n00btard pile of pewp.

by Jimmy P. Fuxnugget January 27, 2003

Pedaphile

1. Somebody with an unhealthy interest in bicycles
2. A badly spelt pedophile

1. When I found those bike magazines under his bed I instantly knew he was a pedaphile
2. I can't spell so I always end up writing pedaphile.

by Aaerii June 30, 2009

pedaphile

Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.

Generally, people who write pedaphile really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike May 26, 2006

i pewpewpew'd your ass

phrase....created by someone very tumblr famous... used on a Vincent Castronovo Facebook Hater

person1-i will kill your favorite celebrity

you call the cops and person1 gets arrested

you-i pewpewpew'd your ass!

by JOswag July 29, 2011

pedaphile

a person with an obsession with children as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexally explicit photgraphs, moletsing children and exposing ones's genitalia to children.

Bob began taking nude pictures of the child next door and was then labeled as a pedaphile..

by Amanda October 19, 2003