pessi

a hobbit that scores hatricks for eibar
midgetmessi - "messi just scored a hatrick!"

retardedronaldo - "it was aginst eibar pessi is finished"
by timeoutlk November 26, 2021
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pessi

a little argentinian that likes scoring penalties
I score penalties like pessi
by DD2935 January 05, 2022
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Pessy

A mix of passive- aggressive, petty, and messy.
Jessica is fighting with her boyfriend and she's taking her anger out on us. What a pessy bitch
by Hair_Flip January 26, 2018
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Pessy

by jessie134 June 03, 2017
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Pessie

shortened slang term of "peasant" , often used by British people and Chavs .
Person A- "Aw, dude, look at that absolute pessie, walking round in dirty ass tracksuit pants."
Person B- "What a fooking pessie, bro"

Person A- "Look at that peasant, walking around in dirty tracksuit pants." / "Look at that guy in dirty pants. What a peasant."

Person B- "God, yeah. What a peasant, bro."
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Pionel Pessi

Pionel Pessi is an ancient ghost from Rosario, Argentina.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.
Me: REAL MADRID!
Pionel Pessi: *dissapears*
by pionelpessighost September 02, 2022
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Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.
Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.
by Kaneisabottler August 02, 2021
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