pessi

a hobbit that scores hatricks for eibar

midgetmessi - "messi just scored a hatrick!"

retardedronaldo - "it was aginst eibar pessi is finished"

by timeoutlk November 26, 2021

pessi

a little argentinian that likes scoring penalties

I score penalties like pessi

by DD2935 January 5, 2022

Pessy

A mix of passive- aggressive, petty, and messy.

Jessica is fighting with her boyfriend and she's taking her anger out on us. What a pessy bitch

by Hair_Flip January 26, 2018

Pessy

Another word for Penis.

Damn I'll suck the soul out his pessy.

by jessie134 June 3, 2017

Pessie

shortened slang term of "peasant" , often used by British people and Chavs .

Person A- "Aw, dude, look at that absolute pessie, walking round in dirty ass tracksuit pants."
Person B- "What a fooking pessie, bro"

Person A- "Look at that peasant, walking around in dirty tracksuit pants." / "Look at that guy in dirty pants. What a peasant."

Person B- "God, yeah. What a peasant, bro."

by Oswald FUCKING MOSLEY BRO May 6, 2019

Pionel Pessi

Pionel Pessi is an ancient ghost from Rosario, Argentina.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.

Me: REAL MADRID!
Pionel Pessi: *dissapears*

by pionelpessighost September 2, 2022

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021