girl percussionist

a girl who plays a percussion instrument. normally only a few in a grade and sometimes in the school. if there are more than 1 half of them are normally really cute. also since they spend so much time around guys they are normally tomboys and have a guys sense of humor. they've probably dated at least one person in their section, most likely the 2nd cutest one because the 1st is obsessed with percussion and "doesn't have time for a girlfriend." all in all, girl percussionists are the ones that have the most guy friends, the most boyfriends, and the least amount of girl friends, and they don't care either.

"OMG did you hear that Sydney is a girl percussionist."
"Yeah she's the perfect candidate, her being all tomboyish and smokin' hot."

by chickenwing008 April 10, 2011

Pertustitute

A prostitute of ill-health, exhibiting frequent coughing, rattling and wheezing, phlegmy and general malaise. Typically targetting a lower class of client and willing to accept reasonable offers.

I found her in the park, in rags, hacking like a jitney - but all I had was a crumpled twenty, and so a pertustitute would have to do.

by "Tim" February 24, 2008

Pervasaurus

A nickname for a boy who is pervy or hits on or teases many girls in insulting ways, most specifically in math class.

Man, that pervasaurus next to me is such a douche!

by Circuedeploom May 1, 2009

pervousity

The act or state of interpreting words or phrases in a perverted way.

When he said, "That's what she said," it was a major act of pervousity.

by sophiexxlou April 2, 2010

Perlustrate

To scrutinize, inspect, examine, etc.

"he perlustrated his likeness in the mirror"

by kn941 March 26, 2012

pervisexual

when someone is so pervish, you have to give them a label. once used on an episode of "Lie To Me" when they brought in a woman with a mulitple personality disorder was describing one of her "clients" (she was a hooker)

OMG that dude just asked me to take off my clothes and lay on the floor, he is so pervisexual

by I<3Drewwww December 28, 2009

ass percussion

1.To slap a woman's ass with the palm of your hands during sex, especially when you're hitting it from behind. 2.The clapping sound made from ruf sex, especially when hitting it from behind.

Yo, I was playin ass percussion with yo baby's mama last night and now my hand stings.

by booticus June 13, 2010