prenetion

A method used in ancient Egypt during Third Dynastic Period by Imhotep, a well known medicine man, before the time of modern birth control.
By the laws of Imhotep's method the mans penis was filled with resin, to prevent the unmarried man from ejaculating.

No... That son of a bitch took a prenetion without telling me

by JASASPS August 16, 2010

Pervanation

When your imagining something and your mind becomes perverted

last night I got a text from my ex when I thought about her and my pervanation got the best of me

by Breanna16 April 22, 2016

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

pornaton

Porn broadcasted on the screen of a Peleton during a workout.

This morning I hopped on my pornaton and got off.

by BrandingQueen May 2, 2020

pination

Having more than one person pinned on snap, causing a pination

Jess: wow you have so many people pinned

Charlie: ikr what a pination

Sophie: biggest pination I’ve seen in long

by ev4_f14g4g4n September 4, 2020

Predation

When someone older than you simps for you, makes extended eye contact, sexually harasses you or makes sexual advances towards you

“Ayo, the way that old guy was looking at you, must be a Predationer.”
“I know, I hate Predation.”

by predation October 21, 2021

Perition

"Perition" is Petition spelled by a moron

Person 1: Yo sign this Perition
Person 2: It's Petition not "Perition" you moron

by Dark raider boss August 30, 2023