Penisitis

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022

penisizer

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

Penised

1. to dominate one's tasks
2. to defeat convincingly

1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.

by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010

penisitis

a person bound by their genitals

by the hore October 24, 2003

Penises

To quote Peter. Slang for, "Peter says". Peter knows cool, Peter knows hip.

Leroy - How's that new club downtown?
Deevan - Penises it's fly.

by TSpank July 3, 2003

Penised

(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.

Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!

by Eham July 10, 2005

penisitis

rare but common disorder in which one must always use sometimes two contradictory ideas

penisitis got you down?

by Bradleyfive April 20, 2008