Penoose

When a man commits suicide with genitalia.

"Did you hear about Jim?"
"Yea, I heard he penoosed himself. Im actually impressed.

by CatPower January 4, 2015

pedosantafile clause

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like

That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause

by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010

Penostalgia

1. A bittersweet longing for an ex-boyfriend, and more specifically his penis; a sentimental yearning for the happiness and sexual adventures shared with a former boyfriend.

I had a total case of penostalgia last night, so I drunk-dialled Stefan!

Oh, I'm so down about not seeing Dave anymore, all I can think about is him and the sex we had. I think I have penostalgia.

by KaliB25 April 27, 2011

pedosaurus

pedophiles over the age of 50

Bob Barker would be a pedosaurus.

by DelEdwardo February 25, 2015

pedosmile

Creepy smile reminiscent of that of a pedophile. A la hunting children.

The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.

by OAssBitches May 10, 2016

Pedosexual

A person who claims to be pedosexual is literally a pedophile. fbi open up

Harold: HEY LINDA GUESS WHAT IM PEDOSEXUAL
Linda: Harold wtf your literally a pedophile. Im calling the police and divorcing you
Harold: but im a part of the lgbtp..
Linda: -_-. The p is for pansexual...your an idiot harold
FBI: FBI OPEN THE DANG DOOR
Harold: oh noo
Linda: :)

by Monikaplier February 28, 2020

Pedosmile

A Pedosmile is an awkward and/or creepy smile portrayed on someones face. This can be either on a picture or seen in real life. A Pedosmile does not necessarily label someone a pedophile but just that they shouldn't smile because it can be taken that they are.

Hey Dan check out Robs "Pedosmile" in his picture, he looks down right creepy.

by Superdave22 November 11, 2010