Pelvic Kiss

When she puts your dick so far down her throat she kisses your pelvis.

That hooker last night gave me a pelvic kiss so I had to marry her.

by Kenokiss June 5, 2018

Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much

He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!

by Brett January 28, 2005

pelvic access

porn

A play on "public access"

(television) (channel) (website) (station)

I spent the afternoon watching pelvic access television.

I get free pelvic access on my laptop.

I put a pelvic access channel hot button on my remote.

by keloidformer December 3, 2010

Pelvic Gurdle

When someone, preferably a female, tries to slap your tummy, but have the aim of a blind squirrel, and hit you in the Pelvis.

Yo, Whitney gave me a Pelvic Gurdle this morning, the fuck?!

by Fuck Whitney November 5, 2010

pelvic fight

A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.

In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.

If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.

Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.

Thunder Down Under have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.

by Seilka Dracon January 11, 2009

pelvic squat

when one uses ones pelvis as a means to rest their aching legs in aid of vaping the dankest clouds whilst remaining comfortable and "leg stress" free

me and my homies always do pelvic squats while vaping in the rain

by Hos May bru August 24, 2017

Pelvic canal

The sweaty crevice of skin between where the leg and the genitals meet.

There is a terrible odour coming from my Pelvic Canal

by Pbf123 June 23, 2018