Pelvic Kiss

When she puts your dick so far down her throat she kisses your pelvis.
That hooker last night gave me a pelvic kiss so I had to marry her.
by Kenokiss May 14, 2018
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Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much
He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!
by Brett January 29, 2005
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pelvic plop

The pelvic plop is a sexual act achieved by inserting the testicles into the vagina. The pelvic plop derives its name from the iconic sound created by the testicles being propelled out of the vagina by strong contractions of the muscles of the pelvic floor.

The practice is often used as part of foreplay and usually repeated until a state of arousal is reached where the insertion of the scrotum is no longer physically possible due to shriveling.

As exceptional pelvic floor strength is needed to successfully execute a pelvic plop, women* who are able to perform the act are usually much revered and sought-after by their sexual partners.

The pelvic plop is mostly enjoyed by mature men* as certain age-related anatomical changes favor the feasibility of the act. However, given enough flexibility and training also younger men* can appreciate the practice.

Failed attempts at the pelvic plop are typically referred to as plop praecox. The most common source of failure are premature muscle contractions caused by the comicalness of the scene.
We tried the pelvic plop yesterday, but we could not stop laughing. It was hilarious!
She totally pulled of a pelvic plop yesterday. It was amazing!
by Roberto Rogers April 28, 2020
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Pelvic dodium

A red bottle that shakes with use often used to cure hysteria in females analogous to both vaginal mucosa and a dildo
Marjories eyes glazed over. "She's going into a state of hysteria." Said lumox the white alley cat owned by mrs. Maxine Madison. Finkle get the pelvic dodium from the shelf please.
by Dogwood27 January 03, 2021
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Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.
“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”
by Jasian1028 December 30, 2021
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pelvic fight

A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.

In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.

If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.
Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.

Thunder Down Under have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.

by Seilka Dracon February 04, 2008
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Pelvic canal

The sweaty crevice of skin between where the leg and the genitals meet.
There is a terrible odour coming from my Pelvic Canal
by Pbf123 June 23, 2018
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