Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.

Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.

by MathPlus January 13, 2019

productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.

Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.

by bevanp July 27, 2010

productive nigga hours

hours 6 a.m to 8 a.m when niggas are the most productive

hey NIGGA wanna smoke at sad nigga hours?
Nah Nigga i gotta get up and hustle at productive nigga hours

by DjFlacid August 12, 2017

Productively Lazy

When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.

Andrew; You’re lazy.

George; No, I’m productively lazy.

by kid cuisine February 8, 2019

predictive spam

When you open iMessage go on the keyboard and just repeatedly tap the predictive text box.

Stop bothering me or I will predictive spam you.
You have 3 seconds 3 2 1 “for a day or so before the test is gonna you know you can do a great idea to the test of you get a test test tomorrow or something like this to be”

by Green circut February 15, 2020

pendictive

Pendictive is an ubiquitous adjective, widely recognized among scholars and in academics for use in all sorts of discourse. It must be stressed that this word is very much real. The adjective is unique in its property of being universally appropriate and applicable as a description of the universe as a whole and/or all its entities.

Me: *perfected british accent* "That's a bit pendictive, innit?"
You: *another outstanding british accent* "Yeh, I'd say so"

by hi friend smile November 4, 2020