#peden

An imaginary ship that will never happen because some people are dumb fucks

Emily: I so ship #peden!
Tom: omg me too that's like the best thing ever
Me: stfu

by The creater of peden November 3, 2013

pedestal girl

A girl that you have a secret obsession over for insane beauty, a deeply spiritual soul, and all around absolute perfection. You discreetly stalk her, but you may never say more than a bashful "hi." Due to these contributing factors this person is slowly built up on a pedestal. Your mind will lead you to believe this already flawless girl has built up the embodiment of perfection. You must keep in mind, you are allowed one and only one pedestal girl at a time.

Me: "Dude, I can't talk to this girl from the third floor!" Friend: "Why?" Me: "She is a total pedestal girl."

by Peter Smalls September 17, 2013

pedestalize

when a man takes a woman that he wants and makes her his, then proceeds to hold her in such high and un-realistic esteem that he can no longer have a normal or real relationship with her.
putting her on a pedestal.

men commonly pedestalize their wives to try and boost their egos, show off and re-live their mother son relationships

by avalancheblanch August 4, 2008

Space Pedestrian

An elusive being who rejects all ideological viewpoints out of hand in favor of taking a cosmic perspective. Often found trolling liberal website message boards.

We were commiserating about how taxes aren't high enough on the rich when Space Pedestrian came along and stoned us to our souls.

by dillbagger August 7, 2010

Pedestal

What you're putting somebody on when you tell them they're more righteous, or the greatest person or greatest at anything. It might give somebody a buzz to know they're on a pedestal, but does it help them not to hear what they need to? There's people who overdo the pedestal shit.

You put her on such a high pedestal all males are expected to believe females are more righteous than males.

You put him on such a high pedestal females think he's got a round table full of knights in shining armor and really the guys an asshole.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

pedestrian

Common place, everyone doing it, conformity.

"Those Cloggs are so pedestrian."

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

put the pussy on the pedestal

To treat a girl like she is more valuable than what she really is. What nice guys do to hot chicks.

Steven likes to put the pussy on the pedestal by treating his girlfriend like a princess that is too good for him.

by Maximas June 4, 2008