The most wonderful man on earth.
My Husband.
Love of my life.
Always and forever.
True Love.
Prince Charming.
My Husband.
Love of my life.
Always and forever.
True Love.
Prince Charming.
by E. Pattinson January 1, 2009
Get the Rob Pattinson mug.Robert Pattinson did a wonderful acting job playing Cedric Diggory in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", but lost copious amounts of respect when he gained the role of Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" series.
He is mildly attractive, but the raging fangirls bring his hotness level from a 9 to a 4.
He is mildly attractive, but the raging fangirls bring his hotness level from a 9 to a 4.
Girl 1: OMG Robert Pattinson is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, he did a great job in Harry Potter!
Girl 1: You mean in Twilight?
Girl 2: ....no.
Girl 2: Yeah, he did a great job in Harry Potter!
Girl 1: You mean in Twilight?
Girl 2: ....no.
by Kaffro March 30, 2010
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When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.
by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010
Get the The Robert Pattinson mug.A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.
Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
by Rpattz fan125! February 25, 2009
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Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain
Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
by pandacoach-ricky November 5, 2009
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Get the Robert Pattinson mug.1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary craze, twilight.
2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself half-way through and then quit.
2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself half-way through and then quit.
smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward?
dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person: you're a tool.
dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person: you're a tool.
by meeved July 3, 2008
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