patron

an expensive of tequila

What we drankin? That patron. Keep the bottle poppin all night long. What we somke? That kush. Predidential shit. George Bush

by G-Reg B. May 17, 2006

Patron Tequila

An expensive brand of tequila. Usually a status symbol if you are drinking it.;)

"Im on Patron Tequila." -- Paradiso Girls/Keri Hilson

by mariefrancois August 15, 2009

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

patron

an expensive brand of tequila.
frequently mentioned in rnb songs.

"if you left your man at home,
get two shots of patron,
if you got your favourite thong on,
we gon party till the morning"

pitbull - freaky.

joung jock has a whole song about it.

"yer i was hittin up that patron all night"

by michael separovich March 10, 2008

patronirical

the term used when a person is making fun of another by using sarcasm. derived from the word patronise, patronirical is a word to describe the humiliation that the "patrinee" experiences

person 1 - uh, i cant get this lightbulb on
person 2 - ohh, it must be soooo hard, let me try
person 2 gets the lightbulb on
person 2 - that was an ordeal
person 1 - dont be so patronirical

by Jacksterrr February 22, 2008

Patroniotch

1. Hoes that drink patron with the hopes of being taken home by a rap artist and or basket ball player.
2. Rap guys girlfriends

We was at the bar last night and picked up some patroniotchs! took them home and got some ass

by REBLTB22 January 22, 2010

patron saint

A saint is:
1. a Christian who has lived a holy life in God's service which should serve as an example to other Christians
2. one who is declared by the Catholic church, through the process of canonization, to be in heaven

Because saints are in heaven and in good grace with God, Christians, especially Catholics, ask these saints to intercede for them in prayer to God. (This is not worship of the saint!) Due to the nature of each saint's life on earth, he or she is likely to take up certain causes, which are said to be that saint's patronage.

In short, a patron saint is a holy person in heaven who prays for those in certain situations on earth. Which situations are assigned to each saint is decided by the aspects of the saints' earthly lives.

1. St. Joseph is the patron saint of families because he was the patriarch of the Holy Family.

2. St. Mary is the patron saint of the Americas because of the apparition of Our Lady at Guadeloupe.

by Confirmation Cosmas March 14, 2009