patriot 

Air blown from one's mouth with the intention of blocking a bad odor from reaching the nostrils.

My cousin tried to burp in my face, but I shot it down with a patriot.

patriot by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007

patriot 

Someone who always talks of dying for his of her country, but never of killing for it.

Patriot guy: I'm gonna join the Army and die for my country!!! Be a martyr!

Smarter patriot guy: I'm gonna join the Army and kill for my country!! Not that I'm afraid of death, but killing for my country will do it much greater good.

patriot by Vasili Koslov October 18, 2008

patriot 

a misguided bomb/a massmurderer/a child with a gun

oh no ! its an americanpatriot! duck and cover!

patriot by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

Patriot 

Noun: A term that once meant you were honorable and loved your country. Today it means you’re a racist asshole. When you hear “I’m a patriot,” you can be sure something racist was said or is about to be said.

Joe: “I hate these fucking Mexicans taking our jobs and their dreamer kids not leaving too.”

Bill: “joe, that’s racist, stupid and unneeded.”

Joe:”No, Bill, it’s not! I am a patriot! Excuse me while I got fuck my sister and make America great again.”

Patriot by SatansWarBoner May 24, 2018

patriot 

bru so instead of using “period” use patriot bc it sounds cooler.

“and i said ‘bitch that’s on patriot’ and won my argument”

patriot by Zaddy Nye June 11, 2020

patriot 

Hitler

someone of Hitlish origin, or at least looks like hitler

hitler is the greatest patriot in history

patriot by hitler July 15, 2004

Patriot 

The man who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
--Mark Twain

Joe: Gay marriage must remain illegal!

Jim: Why?

Joe: Because...it must! I am a patriot! I must defend my country's sacredness and the rights of the American people!

Jim: But is gay marriage really that damaging? And aren't you taking away people's rights by opposing gay marriage?

Joe: Well...um...you did read that study, didn't you?

Jim: What study?

Joe: You know...that one...a while back...that proved that gay marriage is evil?

Jim: How did they prove it? What were their methods?

Joe: Well...um...they...did a bunch of...um...statistics, and....

Jim: ...There is no such study, is there?

Joe: Well...um...not exactly...

Jim: So...why do you oppose gay marriage?

Joe: Well...um...because all of my friends are opposed to gay marriage, so I'm going to oppose it too!

Jim: (facepalm)

Patriot by mountaineer1987 August 5, 2011