patina

The term that antique appraisers and collectors use to describe wordrust/word or age on an old object to try to increase its value.

"My 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham has a very nice patina on it."
"No! Don't buff out the patina on my Grandma's chastity belt you idiot!"

by meetoo September 6, 2003

Patickles

To Pat and Tickle your pet when you meet after some absence or ask some one to do it for you.
Used while courting on the net with my lady friend to show affection to her cute little Shitz Tzu dog Brumme.

Give Bonzo lots of Patickles for me when you get home Charlie Brown.

by Victor B. George December 30, 2004

The Patient

The character that the My Chemical Romance album The Black Parade is centered around. He is battling a disease and when he dies, death comes to him in the form of a parade of people in black marching band outfits. This concept is based off of Gerard Way's belief that death comes to you in the form of your fondest memory.

The Patient sees death as a Black Parade.

by We're all dying March 9, 2009

Patisiotaki

A term used by the best in order to define someone's lack of good manners.

"You fucking patisiotaki beware of what you say!"

by Chinese shop May 8, 2008

Patience of a gnat

To be very impatient

I have the patience of a gnat.
He won't be able to wait that long. He has the patience of a gnat.

by LydiaRae June 1, 2018

Patience Hodgson

The super cute lead singer of Brisbane rock band, The Grates.

Patience is known for having more energy then a 6 year old at a birthday party drinking coridal and eating cupcakes. Patience says the reason she dances around in the crazy way that she does because she would feel silly if she were on stage just standing there and singing.

Patience is famous for her eclectic wardrobe which consists of vintage dresses, flats, and brightly coloured tights.

"Who is this crazy bean jumping around on stage belting out some sweet lyrics to a funky song?"
"Why, that's Patience Hodgson, lead singer of The Grates!"

by The Grates biggest fan September 14, 2006

Patino

A slang word used to represent boner. The verb to patino is to get a MASSIVE boner, which is very noticable.

omg, his patino is huge!!!

by bird dropping August 2, 2009