Pothole

A huge crater in the road, many found on Staten Island.

Hey Ian! Watch out for that pothole!!!!

by Jrellsz January 19, 2017

patshole

Obnoxious rude Patriots Fans

That guy made rude gestures to the visiting team as they took the field. He's a real patshole.

by Newfmom January 22, 2017

Pathologic Individualism

The clinically harmful belief that wearing a mask, getting a vaccine, or thinking about others is against your constitutional rights. Frequently found in Americans, with devastating results in individuals with underlying conditions such as:

MAGA Syndrome
Murica Disorder
Florida Residency

Karen's Pathologic Individualism has led her to believe the first amendment is about her right to mouth breathe wherever she wants.

by Supergoat52 June 26, 2020

Pathological Liar

Snoop

Definition: Being a snoop is someone who lies about nearly everything. Big, small, to their mother and grandmother they lie. Its hard to tell the truth when you are dealing with a snoop. They are a pathological liar.

“They lie like a snoop.”

by jazsypoo September 29, 2021

pathletic

(adj) - a state in which shame motivates one to unusual feats of strength.

Girl 1: "I just walked up 14 flights of stairs to avoid riding the elevator with my ex-boyfriend."
Girl 2: "Damn girl, that's pathletic."

by therealnatedogg November 29, 2011

pothole

forgetting what you're doing while you're doing it, or losing one's train of thought mid-sentence due to excessive marijuana consumption.

"I went to the store for rolling papers and completely forgot why I was there."

"Dude, you fell into a pothole..."

by Potholey April 30, 2009

Plant pathologist

A plant pathologist is someone who hates plants. They may be seen as plant-lovers and advertise themselves by motivating that they want to save the planet by curing all plant diseases, but secretly they love looking at dead plants. During their studies they get the opportunity to inoculate plants with pathogens and watch them die. They argue that this cruel act is necessary to save the rest, however, they enjoy the moment.

John loved biology in school. His biology teacher knew it and recommended he become a plant pathologist. But he hated plants. He rejected her advice. Years later, he found out what plant pathologists actually do - they kill plants. He now lives a happy life, killing plants and looking at dead ones. His biology teacher was right.

by Kasjan June 20, 2011