pastryality

The act of physically having sex with an assortment of pasrtys including dougnuts and cannolis.

"Hey man, i was checking out some porn and seen some sweet pastryality!"
"Oh really, were they muffins or brownies?"
"Na man, cupcakes hot out the oven."

by Steve Toth August 29, 2006

Pastrami Suntan

When the lips (labia majora) of a woman's vagina are exposed for all to see.

The woman's legs were open so far I think she was going for a pastrami suntan.

by charles11211 June 17, 2009

Pastrami Lips

When a bitch's pussy is so haggard that it resembles a soggy pound of pastrami.

"But Daniel, promise me you won't cry when you see her pastrami lips."

by C Murdaaa August 17, 2008

pastoral

the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you

the pastoral seemed endless , then she left

by tgibber May 15, 2010

Pastrami Box

A vagina with highly pigmented labia majora and very pink labia minora.

Man, I was with this girl last night and was so psyched to see her pussy, but when I took off her g-string... wow, what a Pastrami Box she had!

by KingKlon July 31, 2009

Pastaloin

When a child, usually under the age of 8 or gay, (sometimes both), licks a females hair (the spaghetti), with his tongue (loin), in order to initiate a mating sequence. The mating ritual consists of a dance, followed with anal probing with a lit cigarette.

Mom: Why did this little kid come up to bite my hair?

Son: He is definetly trying to pastaloin you.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus December 1, 2018

pastaloona

Pastaloona is my very cool mutual on tiktok go follow them also they love the chuu hi high fancam

Hey do u follow pastaloona?
No im stinky i dont

by Kqwrgu December 25, 2020