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Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.
I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.
by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011
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Pasta ala rasta

A way of refering to pasta of an uncertain type, or a ,catch all"
Don't forget to take your "pasta ala Rasta"
by Batdude August 21, 2016
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Pasta Muncher

A derogatory term used to describe an Italian or someone from Italian descent . It is based on a racial stereotype or assumption that Italians constantly eat or obsess with pasta.
Ben was upset when Gianluigi stared at his girlfriend flirtatiously. Ben aggressively responded " Who you staring at you pasta muncher!".
by NaKKy Wap June 5, 2018
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pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.
Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021
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Nightingale Pasta

A phrase that is used when more than one neighbors sexual activities can be heard at the same time, giving the impression that a nightingale is dying in boiling agony. The common response to this layer of awkwardness is to eat pasta.
I swear all my neighbors were going at it last night...so I had to bust out the old nightingale pasta cuz I don't have a girlfriend.
by KosherBob January 4, 2021
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Whack the pastry

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009
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Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.
I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.
by Taberlin April 26, 2019
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