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passive aggressive owning 

during HQ gameplay in COD4, your team captures the HQ till around 200 points then farm kills for the rest of the round before capturing the HQ once more to claim the win.

Player 1: You guys are faggots!
Player 2: Crab-cock.
Player 3: Passive aggressive owning, dude.

Passive-Aggressive invitation 

inviting someone to do something knowing they will say no so that you look like the better person
I asked her to go to dinner with a passive-aggressive invitation. This way I'm trying and not the flaky one.

Passive aggressive liking 

When someone likes all the reply’s/comments on a feed bar the original tweet/Status
So Sam was Passive aggressive liking comments on my status last night like. Trying to get a rise out of me

So I put a tweet out last night about the night out and that Beth girl liked all of the reply’s but not my tweet!

passive aggressive suicide 

Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.
Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.

Passive Aggressive Breasts 

Occurs when one breast is used to slap your face while the other just hangs there.
Last night, that girl had passive aggressive breasts. My face still hurts.

passive aggressive present 

A gift from someone, meant as a gesture of hostility.
"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"

"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"

"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"