Parmesan

The secret to eternal life.

"Man, trying to finish this quiz is like trying to get parmesan."

by DolphinJizz December 17, 2019

Parmesan

A type of cheese commonly ingested by rats such as Abdul Hatcheese.

Bruh Look at Abdul eating that parmesan

by JIGGLYMOOBS69 March 16, 2019

Parmesan casket

When you eyaculate in your hand and use the semen to eyaculate yourself or someone else.

Hey ivan just gave parmesan casket his neighbor for $1.

by xavitupai February 04, 2019

Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

by stinkywhitedick August 20, 2015

Tossing Parmesan

The act of spreading cocaine about the outer extremities of one's anús while another individual proceeds to snort it. Derived from the term tossing salad due to the locality of the action and the parmesan like consistency of the aforementioned narcotic. Can be shortened to "tossin' parm."

Guy 1: It's so snowy in here but I'm so bored of snorting it off of the table.
Guy 2: I know! Let's try Tossing Parmesan!

Guy 1: Sounds good to me! *proceeds to lower pantaloons*

by BallsCommaMcGee November 09, 2015

Dirty parmesan

Someone who processes with the raunchest of acts went ot come to sexual before crossing the line, sniffing feces encrusted undies, drinking urine, and furries

Holy camoly those furries are absolutely committing acts of dirty parmesan, need a stomach pump APAS mans been guzzling to much pee

by Harangue, Gus, Wangchungus November 05, 2020

Chicken parmesan

SHHH, dont mention it to louis tomlinson, its something which triggers the shit out of him

Harry- why are you so angry?
Niall- oh no! she has become louis with chicken parmesan

by January 03, 2024