parachute pants

Tight fitting, if not slightly long, nylon pants. Often with excess of 8 pockets/zippers, parachute pants were rampant in the Eighties. They were brought back to the market sometime in the mid-Nineties as 'Nylon Jeans'. Parachute pants are often mistaken for Baggy or poofy 'MC Hammer-esque' pants, which in actuality are known as ASTRO-pants.

Skariachi saxophonist/singer Kole 'Flash' Maravilla is a large supporter of the Parachute pants.

by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 6, 2005

rusty parachute

The act giving a rim job to a female while she is on her period. You quickly pull on the tampon string removing the tampon. Then you throw the tampon up in the air and yell " bombs away" hopefully hitting the female on the decent.

After I did the rusty parachute to his mom, it looked like a murder had happened.

by phizzion January 1, 2010

parahater

One who dislikes (hates) the band Paramore and continually makes derogatory comments about the band, even though Paramore rocks! They "hate" because they are insensitive about themselves and can't appreciate good music.

Parahater: Omg, I hate Paramore. Hayley Williams is so whiny.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.

by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008

Parachute

A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.

Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.

Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.

by 🐺 November 7, 2021

hairy parachute

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.

My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.

by DC.Kerr June 7, 2007

parichay

Parichay is name given to people who believe in themselves, who are motivated, they are hard worker. They also love Preeti.

He is focused on work, he is Parichay.

by lucfier26 November 27, 2021

Paracausal

Paracausality is a category used to refer to abilities, events or entities which seem to violate causality (i.e. the principle that all effects must have a preceding cause, to precede casualty). It is also commonly referred to as "magic".

The complex nature of quantum physics feels paracausal to those without understanding of the subject.

by Paracausal Synonym January 31, 2022