emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.

Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023

Type 4 Algorithm

Unclassified cryptographic algorithm that has been registered by the National Institute of Standards and Technology, but is not a Federal Information Processing Standard. NTIA

I don't know who used the TYPE FOUR, in fact, I don't even have a HF receiver.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004

the taylor algorithm

question: how many pigs does it take for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

answer: nine chickens.

guy: damn how’d you know how many pigs it takes for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

girl: the taylor algorithm.

by childsupportt April 2, 2020

The Algorithm of Love

Mahalo and Good Day,

I, Joshua Howard aka Howieloveheart believes you must love yourself before you love the universe and all of energy must be balanced within. Anyone has the choice to live their best life to fullest by adapting and overcoming the negativity energy which some believe to be Diablo. However, our worst enemy in life is ourselves. We must all know that the most important thing in life is time. So, we must devote I time to spending it wisely bc it is beyond precious. I personally believe and pray that our God protects us all whether you believe in God or not. I believe we all deserve the same opportunity bc I Love our World and Our Universe Forever and Always!

Mahalo Always and Love Forever,
Joshua Howieloveheart

The Algorithm collaborated to create the The Algorithm of Love. Love, Howieloves

by Joshua Howard alias Howieloveh February 12, 2021

Type 3 Algorithm

Cryptographic algorithm that has been registered by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and has been published as a Federal Information Processing Standard for use in protecting unclassified sensitive information or commercial information. NTIA

The US Government uses the type 3.

by IrishRepublicanArmy June 11, 2006

Restrictive Algorithm

The code name for a list of reasons why a woman should wear a corset during sex (Corset Sex). The list differs slightly in length and content from female to female, but it almost always includes:
- Curvier figure (breasts pushed up and together, waist slimmed)
- Makes breathing faster and shallower during sex.

Guy 1: Apparently Emily always wears a 18" corset when she fucks Tom.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's her restrictive algorithm.

by Restrictive Algorithm December 24, 2016

Scooby Doo Algorithm

The method for determining the identity of a target based on a process of elimination. The term is often applied for humorous effect meant to indicate that a solution can easily be found by simply eliminating the obvious non-solutions.

The concept is based on the animated TV show "Scooby Doo" in which teenage investigators solve mysteries. The typical episode format includes someone dressed as a monster terrorizing people. The "meddling kids" proceed to determine the identity of the person behind the mask, providing an opportunity for the audience to guess who it is as well.

As an over-simplification, you know the person behind the mask simply because he’s the only person in the episode who isn’t Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, or Scooby (the primary characters).

Brilliant, you just reinvented the Scooby Doo Algorithm to choose what to eat for breakfast. . . It's not that hard since you only have one box of cereal, half a pizza, and ten cases of beer in the house.

by DanteSmart August 18, 2013