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planking

Parkour for people who can't move fast
Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.
by TehChingsta June 14, 2011
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Planking

Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.-

It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".
Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking?
Steve: Of you doing what?
Matt: Planking! Here, check it out.
<shows the pics>
Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.
by Guilherme133 July 9, 2011
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planking

When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.
Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?

Yeah man, he was planking.

Oh. Get a photo before he fell?
by jahhman23 June 19, 2011
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Prancing sissy finger

An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.
Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;
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masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
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I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
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paranoing

Him whispering is so paranoing...
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