Patch

Patch is a super cool guy

“Did you know that patch is kind”

“Yeah he’s so kind tbh so cool”

by lalalwlwllaa February 29, 2024

Patch

Somebody that used to be good looking but have final came to recognition that it’s to a end

They finally patched bro he was getting the huzz

by Kj4xxx July 28, 2025

Patch the one eyed snake

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

patch over

When members of one motorcycle club, are incorporated into a much larger motorcycle club. Thus, the unification results in the former club no longer existing. Its members subsequently trade in their previously worn club colours, or "patch over", for the colours of the larger club. These patches are usually worn on the back of a vest or jacket, and display a club's name, the owner's name and rank, and chapter of said club.

"The P.R.'s will patch over to the H.A.'s. The membership will substantially grow."

by D. Gould September 24, 2007

Patch Off

To complain about anything at all.

Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.

Guy 1:"Your room is a tip!"
Guy 2:"Are you having a patch off?!"

by cnutard December 20, 2008

patch things up

To make a situation right. To soothe bad feelings. To get your relationship back on track, usually with your mate, relatives or friends.

Im trying to patch things up with my brother.

by Yungsol April 19, 2018

Patch the Alpha

A shit stain on the face of the internet and quite possibly the dumbest fuck I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. A Patch the Alpha is ignorant to the most basic of social norms, he has been known to shittyly attempt to grab peoples' IPs and fail as well as ridicule and harass and dox people who couldn't care less about him (including actual children.) He is generally unaccepting to criticisms no matter how nicely you try to communicate your concerns and quite possibly his biggest offence yet is that he isn't fucking funny in the slightest, he could tell the most ass joke that'd make even his braindead viewers bleed from the ears whilst simultaneously thinking that he's the funniest person on earth. He also has an overinflated ego that his simple knucklehead fans feed into on a daily basis like its their fucking dog.

Patch the Alpha: *Insert really unfunny joke*😂😂😂💀
Me: *brain explodes*

by fdssdfdsfdsfsd October 17, 2020