Louisiana Purchase

the act of a male hot gluing pennies onto his penis, then proceeding to ram a girl in the ass. While doing so, the male then sets her hair on fire, throws her out a the window of a four story building, severely injuring her, then steeling her tv.

Jake: "i gave this chick a Louisiana purchase the other day. My dick still hurts but the tv was worth it."

Jack: "Very nice!"

by jdubs9486 March 3, 2010

Alzheimer's Purchase

An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.

Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!

by AluMiNuM7777 December 3, 2013

pocket purchase

a more formal way to say "shoplifting."

Oh, this new IPod? I deboed it... I mean, I got it through pocket purchase.

by KRHimself April 9, 2005

Procrastination purchase

A procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or assignment.

Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.

I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.

*Two hours and 150 dollars later*

Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...

by RainbowSquiggy October 2, 2012

in app purchase

Bullshit that mobile game makers make you do to get stuff in their games, or even play it more without waiting 24 hours.

I spent too much money on in app purchases and now I'm broke.

by Flii May 13, 2017

Louisiana Purchase

The large and attractive posterior of an attractive, yet easy individual, who has sexual intentions.

"Damn, check out Luaren's Louisiana Purchase! You just know it's big, it's cheap, and she wants you to take advantage of it."

by thecaptdavis April 4, 2015

The louisiana purchase

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.

I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009