Watering the plants

A sexual reference used when you don't want to be too obvious.

Girl: what are you thinking about right now?
Guy: watering the plants

by Mikehappt December 21, 2017

nonvascular plants

stuff done with the stuff and the people who do the things with the stuff at that place where things happen with that other dude who does all that cool stuff.

your mom is a nonvascular plant.

We are supposed to be doing a paper on nonvascular plants, but our teacher is not watching us so we decided to bless you with our definition of nonvascular plants.

by shaunyshun December 18, 2003

water these plants

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business

I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"

by lcossiving February 24, 2009

Watering The Plants

Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.

Jackass: wanna come over later?
You: ............Watering the plants
Jackass: alrighty.

by James K. Bitch September 29, 2008

black plants

black plants are mainly foliage plants -basically the term 'black plants' is used to denote anything but green. It's an umbrella term for dark plants and does include near black flowers. Description taken from the International Black Plant Society and the book "Black Magic and Purple Passion".

"black Plants" such as black taro

by Black Plant Lady July 21, 2009

moving plants

Code word for when one fucks his family.

Im helping my grandmother "moving plants".

by Ronaldleep April 26, 2017

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017