pussy went platinum

The condition in which a young woman of high virtue discovers the exultation of sex and becomes uncontrollably promiscuous. She, in turn, goes "platinum", as in records that sell one million copies.

"She was a nice girl, but after I hit that, the pussy went platinum!"

by zacharaaay May 28, 2007

Platinum Rim Creamer

The act of huffing silver spray paint, then providing an individual with oral sex and/or a rimjob until they orgasm. The activity received its name as it tends to leave a "platinum rim" around both the mouth and the genitals or anus, in addition to the option of a rimjob.

Guy 1: "Dude, she's into some kinky shit."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Like what?"
Guy 1: "Well, last night, she gave me a platinum rim creamer. I still have the ring around my cock!"
Guy 2: "Dude... no way."

by SilentWater August 11, 2010

Star platinum: made in heaven

The act of moving so fast that destroy time and space structure and reset the universe

Person 1: i am a gay priest
Person 2: Star platinum: made in heaven

by Hol Horse August 29, 2020

platinum cheerio

A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.

Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!

Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!

Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.

by Vasshole 1 July 18, 2011

platinum torrent

A bittorrent torrent consisting of over 9000 active seeders. Double platinum means over 18k seeders, triple platinum means over 27k, and so on, ad infinitum.

- Man! The latest Big Bang Theory episode is already triple platinum!
- Really? It's only been out there for like three hours. I thought it wouldn't be a platinum torrent yet.

by WoodySaget June 10, 2011

platinum kush

Really good weed. Get it shredded, and it's the best shit ever. EVER.

Man this platinum kush is the SHIT!

by notanyone13 December 29, 2013

platinum seagull

At the apex of performing the "doggy style" sex position, remove the penis and ejaculate in the small of the reciever's back. Imediately after, the reciever is pushed off of the bed.
It is not necessary to mimic the noise of a seagull, but technically it should be done.

"Dude! Last night I totally gave her a platinum seagull; then told her to hit the road."

by Staus November 9, 2003