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Pity Porn

Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.
My girlfriend loves that show "intervention". She is SO addicted to pity porn.
by Tidytalker September 23, 2015
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pity like

Liking someones status, not because you actually like it, but because you could tell that the person tried hard to write it and expects people to like it.
Meh, that status is kinda lame, but I could tell that Sally thought it sounded really cool when she wrote it. I'll just pity like it.
by Undercover_Arab June 28, 2011
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pity titties

Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.
When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.
by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009
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pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.
Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.
by just pete October 7, 2020
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Pity Sex

When a girl has sex with a boy just to make him feel better about himself or special
When Rachel lost her virginity and had pity sex with Finn just to make him feel special
by pressedlemon January 25, 2013
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pity pussy

when a girl gives out sex out of pity or when she feels sorry
Girl 1: Aw man, John just got dumped by his girlfriend.
Girl 2: You should give him some pity pussy
or
Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
Girl 2: Pity Pussy time!
by dave!7 February 5, 2009
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Pity potty

Sitting on a pity potty is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
Pity pottier: "I'm such a lump of shit. Nobody likes me. Nobody loves me."

Other: "I love you. I like you."

Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."

Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
by astridstone April 19, 2008
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