pits and pearls

good and bad, the pitfall and the secret of success

Dr Ting gave pits and pearls of LASIK, the latest refractive surgery in the conference.

by Ying Ting Chen January 9, 2009

Pinaso

When a bad English speaker tries to say `Penis` , this word comes mainly from Slavic people , Pinaso is a funny play on the word penis

I have a bigger pinaso

by Trenda September 18, 2018

Pitaphile

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.

"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"

by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009

Angry Picasso

When you are getting a blowjob and you are about to jizz you pull out of her mouth and dick slap here in the face and the jizz creates and abstract looking picture on her face.

Stephanie was loving giving a blowjob last night till I gave her an Angry Picasso. She was angry after

by Sadieisonfire April 1, 2011

anal Picasso

Happens when you have exploding shits or diarrhea. You "paint" the toilet bowel, seat, sometimes even the walls with your exploding shit.

After eating Indian food for dinner I had an anal Picasso.

by DallasDave March 15, 2009

dirty Picasso

When, during the act of anal intercourse, the male removes his penis from his parter's anus and smears feces & ejaculates on the partner's back, thereby creating a masterful work of art.

"I've never gotten the dirty Picasso, but I hear it's a pain in the ass to wash off your back."

by oregoncoastgirl March 25, 2007

mosh pits

mosh pits are the metal heads dance, unlike most dances of today, this one it very violent and involves a lot of pushing, shoving, screaming and shouting. usually they starts when a metal band plays a very heavy song and people being to head bang to the music. then some one head bangs a little bit to fast and hit some one else, and the hit them back (as any good metal head would). the person who was hit goes in to another person who also pushes them, and so the dance of the metal heads has begun!!

john:YEAHHH!!(hits of Joe in his fit of headbanging)
Joe:WATCH IT!!(pushes john, john hits off another metal head and they push him..) and so on and so on until there is a lot of people jumping on people and crazy shit....to give u a proper example i would have to show u! and thats how to start mosh pits!

by Brian666 August 16, 2006