An annoying sidekick who frequently interrupts comical anticdotes by anxiously blurting out the final line, an act that greatly diminishes the humor of the story. This person likely desires attention.
Don't even bother trying to tell any stories around jim. He's such a punchline pirate he'll wait til you set up the whole story then ruin it at the very end.
by lenneord January 21, 2009
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A girl is riding you, she gets off as your going to bust your nut and the jizz gets in your eye. You are a kamikaze pirate
You're jerking off laying on your back when you nut the jizz gets in your eye. Your a kamikaze pirate
You're jerking off laying on your back when you nut the jizz gets in your eye. Your a kamikaze pirate
by Alemahi November 9, 2014
Get the Kamikaze pirate mug.The most badass category of humans to ever walk the face of the earth. Pirates don't give a fat shit about anything, don't listen to any type of authority, get shit faced 24/7 off rum, and spend their lives kicking ass and sailing around on a giant ass ship. Instead of just executing traitors like a sensible human, pirates used to tie them to their mobile ass kicking platform (ship) and throw them overboard to drag them around the ocean where they would slap against the side of the ship and get fucked up by all the barnacles on the side. Is that not the most savage thing you've ever heard?
Numerous studies by credible scientific journals have also came to a net conclusion in the past years that if you don't think pirates are the coolest you're probably a huge pussy.
"Wow urban dictionary poster, Pirates sound fucking cool. It sucks they only existed in the 18th century."
My friend. Anybody can become a pirate if they just believe. That and if they exhibit fine pirate traits such as not giving a dogs ass about anything, taking whatever they want whenever they want, and exclaiming badass phrases like "AARRR" when about to do something reckless like punching your boss in the face or going on to the Disney channel website without your parents permission. Notable modern pirates include Chris Pontius, Stephen Colbert, Sid from toy story, and of course the father of the modern pirate, Bill Clinton.
"Pirate" can also be used as an adjective. See below for examples.
Numerous studies by credible scientific journals have also came to a net conclusion in the past years that if you don't think pirates are the coolest you're probably a huge pussy.
"Wow urban dictionary poster, Pirates sound fucking cool. It sucks they only existed in the 18th century."
My friend. Anybody can become a pirate if they just believe. That and if they exhibit fine pirate traits such as not giving a dogs ass about anything, taking whatever they want whenever they want, and exclaiming badass phrases like "AARRR" when about to do something reckless like punching your boss in the face or going on to the Disney channel website without your parents permission. Notable modern pirates include Chris Pontius, Stephen Colbert, Sid from toy story, and of course the father of the modern pirate, Bill Clinton.
"Pirate" can also be used as an adjective. See below for examples.
"Hey did you hear that Jake took a shit on his supervisors desk after he got fired?"
"Wow that's pirate as fuck"
"Wow that's pirate as fuck"
by PirateCaptain January 24, 2015
Get the Pirate mug.The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"
Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
by gooch14 September 10, 2008
Get the pirate bath mug.That fruiter over there is a Boot Pirate, he is. He sucks boot hole and pretends it's fish 'n' chips.
by HoaglandTony August 27, 2010
Get the Boot Pirate mug.The study of Pirates and Pirate related things. May also refer to a spiritual belief system espoused by the Church of Pirateology in which they believe that living like a Pirate will improve your life immeasurably.
John is so into reading about Pirates, he is a Pirateologist.
I love Pirateology. I have learnt all I can about Pirates.
I believe in Pirateology as since I've become a Pirate my life has got so much better.
I love Pirateology. I have learnt all I can about Pirates.
I believe in Pirateology as since I've become a Pirate my life has got so much better.
by grogboy August 16, 2011
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