Pillsbury Dough Girl 

A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out

1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."

2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"

Pillsbury Dough Girl by blablaicanthearyou November 9, 2018

pillsbury scale 

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.

Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.

pillsbury scale by Puhtooie February 18, 2019

Pillsbury showdown 

Getting your belly button filled up with multiple jizz loads

During my gangbang everyone gave me a pillsbury showdown to see who could fill my belly button up first

Pillsbury showdown by Stout biscuit August 22, 2019

Pillsbury Twink-Off 

A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.

A pillsbury twink-off ensued when emily and angelwinters showed up.

Pillsbury Twink-Off by Goonie's Revenge October 3, 2023

Pillsbury Chickenbone 

A term which means absolutely nothing.

Coined by the film "Chickenbone" to critique the nature of media in the 2020s where an unprecedented amount of information, celebrities, and internet trends became relevant without any real meaning or worldly importance behind them.

The name can be attributed from the appearance of a chicken bone can fake out a dog believing it is about to gnaw something that is safe for them. Or how one might snap a chicken wish bone for good luck, but for a nihilist, means nothing.

Have you seen the new Pillsbury Chickenbone?? Drake just tweeted about it on X!

Pillsbury Chickenbone by veryangryalligator22 February 5, 2024

pillsbury cracker 

a white person

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."

pillsbury cracker by madi2rare February 24, 2024

Pillsbury doughboy 

The act of stuffing ones urethra with babypowder and unleashing a torrent of urine upon your partners face. Leaving a sloggy cake facemask.

Hey john what were you up to last night?. Oh you know i gave my girlfriend a pillsbury doughboy.

Pillsbury doughboy by Thedoughboi August 22, 2025