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A penguin is the most Awesome of birds.

Penguins,

CAN fly.
Eat other birds for breakfast.
Waddle.
Are simply awesome.
Love Popcorn.
Drink Coke!
Don't do what it says on the packet.
Microwave their dinner.
Live in America.
Hate zoo's.
Are actually multicoloured.
Can sleep for 5 days at a time.
Guess the time.
Hate Miley Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus: OMFG, Did you see that cute penguin back there?

Randomer: Yes.

Penguin: I HATE YOU MILEY CYRUS!
Penguin by Holliiee March 10, 2009
a bird that can not fly but it can swim very well in extremely cold conditions
Batman has an enemy called Penguin.
Penguin by kwang July 18, 2003
Homie gee's that have their pants slung so ridiculously low that they have to walk like a penguin with a back and forth swaying motion.
Chris: (Pointing and laughing)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)
penguin by Chris Hitchcock January 26, 2008
A swift, singular, surprise thrust of one's penis that culminates in a successful penetration of another's anus.
"I thought my roommate had gone home for the weekend but quickly learned that I was wrong when I stepped out of our bathroom naked and he gave me a penguin."
Penguin by BigDickFalcon March 9, 2010
A completely unnecessary piece of information the needs to be removed from memory in order to make room for more important information.
Matt: "Oh shit, how am I going to remember that penicillins act on the peptidoglycan cell wall with D-Alanyl-Danyline chains"

Kiko: Nope, penguin.

Matt: Splash.
Penguin by doogsd February 28, 2017
penguins do have knees
penguins may waddle but they have knees
penguin by lauren e February 19, 2005