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Penaldo Bummers

Kids usually aged 14 or below , who have been brainwashed into thinking penaldo is the GOAT and act like he will sh@g them .
Kids : " rOnAlDo iS cLEaR oF pESsI aS hE hAs 5 dUbaI dOrS"

Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022
by Honest.Penaldofan on tiktok February 27, 2022
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pedal to the metal

When the accelerator is pushed so far it cant move any more- in some cars it hits a metal bar, or the end of the footwell (which is hopefully made of metal).

Hence the term pedal to the metal. Obviously if you have the accelerator all the way fowards youre gonna be gathering speed...or going fairly fast.
Crap! Cops, 6 o'clock, pedal to the metal Jerry!
by mr.fishy June 2, 2004
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Penaldo

One of the biggest fraud in football history
Who is originally from Africa but plays for Portugal and currently and single handedly ruining Juventus
He's fond of scoring penalty

He has played 44 free kicks without on target
Hey Dad did penaldo do as usual today
Yh he score penalty again
by Dhrey June 16, 2021
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Fuckery Pedal

When drama-driven dumb asses drum up the bullshit at high levels often causing the most common of occurrences to be uncomfortable for all involved.
Everyone gave Eric a side-eye look at the event when he started lead-footing the fuckery pedal when he saw his ex.
by Katica* October 5, 2010
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Virtual Peeality

-When you are using virtual reality goggles/headset, and you ferociously piss yourself.
"Mommy, I had a virtual Peeality accident."
"God Damnit child!"
by Dalbert144 April 10, 2017
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Pedal F

A really low and obnoxious note that is so gosh dang loud that it is but isn’t a note.
Chandler played pedal F so loud that everyone had to cover their ears to avoid damage.”
by Sax4Life February 27, 2019
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Penaldo

Portuguese diving merchant who demands penalties and freekicks even though he has scored 2 free kicks since 2018 and likes to flop around whenever he's nudged like a fish on shore, has no actual dribbling ability apart from needing to do 5 skills to get past 1 player and is known for fucking up teams once he leaves as his ego is so massive he forces managers to build teams around him.

A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
PERSON 1: YO HAVE YA SEEN PENALDO?
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
by ivannnn23 May 14, 2022
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