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Penus

The word " Penis " spelled " Penus " on purpose to avoid the chat filter used in chatrooms/online multiplayer games. Also used by kids who can't spell.
" Dude go suck a *****.

I mean penus. "

" charlei wft is giong un? Har is growin un ma penus! "
by Bad Neighbor August 4, 2008
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peens

short for penis. sometimes used in places where saying penis is inappropriate.
guy #1: this is how you do the can-can!

guy #2: FUCK dude, you just kicked me in my peens! watch where you kick asshole!
by dickhaver319Xboxlive3picYOLO September 6, 2013
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Peanus Butter

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.
That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.
by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 6, 2015
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Peension

Lacking sexual contact for a long period of time.
It's been so long, I'm suffering from serious peension.
by Pure Evil665 March 16, 2009
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Peenist

A word that comes from people mishearing the word, Pianist. It was also known to be seen in one of the episodes of the

show, "Animaniacs". Instead of playing the piano you play with a PEEEEENI---(Gets Demonitized)!
Boy: What are you doing?!
Dad: Being a Peenist~~;)
by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019
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Peenis

What the guy has who stands a minimum of one foot away from a public urinal while urinating, usually with one fist planted on each hip. Also usually accompanied with a slow side to side motion of the head while grinning and nodding.
Guy at public urinal: "JFC, look at THAT peenis!!"

Me: *grin*
by Tripod66 November 5, 2013
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penus

1. A rank in the German Gestapo. Penus Oberschutze. The next rank in line is Penusin Oberschutze. Der, everyone knows that.
1. Oh no it's the fuhrer!!
by spleen October 27, 2004
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