pb&j

To fuck a girl on her period using poop as lube

Eddie: "yo my girls on her period I cant have sex"
Chode Marco: "that dont matter give her a pb&j"

pb&j by fire dog dog April 24, 2014

pb&j

pooping during your period.

"at least guys don't have to deal with pb&j every damn month."

pb&j by chloette July 28, 2008

PB&J

Acronym for Penis breath and Janky ass, usually occurs with gay men or experimental women after performing oral sex followed by anal sex.

Judy walked away from Brittany because she couldn't be seen with someone who has blatant PB&J.

PB&J by Daviddaybreak April 10, 2009

PB&J

A gay threesome. PB&J meaning Penis, Butt, and Jizz.

Also an overrated sandwich that is easily outclassed by lunchmeat.

John put the P in Tim's B, and Dave started to J all over them, completing the PB&J sandwich.

PB&J by DildoOfDarkness October 14, 2016

PB&J

Term used to describe any Fox body Mustang including SN-95 and SN-95 New Edge cars. Called PB&J because they're easy and relatively inexpensive to build. Also called PB&J because they are so common.

What up dog, you takin' the PB&J out to the track tonight?

PB&J by dryhump May 1, 2008

pb&j

When you take a shit in your girlfriend's vagina during her period.

I love it when a guy gives me a good old fashioned PB&J.

pb&j by Xander Mander November 16, 2007

PB&J

Peanut Butter allows you to disperse the butter around your intromittent organ in which you can exploit a Canis lupus familiaris into exciting you, if you will. With Jam, you can not, the reason as to why this is so should be pointed directly at the digestive system of a Canis lupus familiaris. Jam is considered toxic to a Canis lupus familiaris and can result in kidney failure.

"Yo, I need to pull off a quickie, but I have no partner, whatever shall I do?" Jared exclaimed.

"Don't worry about it! Just pull a PB&J from this neat book, 'The Aberrations of Mr.PB&J'!" Jin said fiercely.

"Huh? Oh I got you! A PB&J!" Jared said dumbfoundedly.

PB&J by Jin Sin July 16, 2010