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pawthetic

1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.
Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.
by QuacksO March 25, 2020
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Pawtograph

A pawtograph is a word for when a dog autographs something with a paw print

The process of a dog autograph something with its paw
My dog decided to pawtograph the little girls drawing.
by Joe Eyebrows February 16, 2021
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Pawtail

A very terrible Quakecraft player who has played since 2015. He is most known for his 10th position on the Quakecraft Teams Kills leaderboard, but is also one of the worst Quakecraft players of all time. He has the fastest trigger, but is unable to win against most other players despite having low ping. He is also known for starting drama in the famous Quakecraft guild, Chopped, and being a furry. Pawtail is also known for being strangely obsessed with statistics when he has the worst statistics in the entire game. He also has a bizarre fixation on tracking snowyum’s many alts even though snowyum no longer plays the game. Pawtail is also a very sensitive person.
Person A: L Pawtail u suck at this game and i’m only 1k kills.
Pawtail: *blocked* ur an alt lol you dont have natural skill you have to be alting!!!1!!1!1
by Unknown_Chaos October 29, 2022
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Pawther

A Male Simp who Celebrates Pets instead of African Americans
Will is a Pawther
by Rblang92 June 19, 2023
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Hairy Pawter

A name that most Harry Potter fans give to their stuffed animal, usually a dog or bear, sometimes even dressing it up as Harry Potter himself.
Some also use the name "Bairy Potter".
Mom: What did you get?
Ronald: It's my new teddy bear, his name is Hairy Pawter!
by Squirrel_Slapper April 2, 2022
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Bootie is pawtewtie

A backhanded compliment for a small ass. This is considered a grave insult.
Male: Your bootie is pawtewtie.

Female: Thats a backhanded compliment.
by Freaky_The_Siddique January 9, 2022
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