shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

ass patter

Someone who gives flattery when constructive criticism is wanted or needed.

Distinct from ass kissing in that nothing is expected in return.

Her artwork never improved because she was surrounded by ass patters.

Continual ass patting from the team coach set a low bar for performance.

by dogflesh November 2, 2020

circle pattern pants patter

Used to discribe someone who cant find something they just had. Usually resulting in the person turning around in circles and patting their pockets over and over.

i cant find my wallet and now ive become a circle pattern pants patter

by The Feelgoods January 8, 2018

National Gramse-Patter-Dag

8. oktober.
En dag om året, hvor man har tilladelse og næsten er forpligtet til at gramse på bryster uden samtykke.

-Tog du lige på mine bryster!?
-Ja, det er national Gramse-Patter-Dag.
-Undskyld, bare fortsæt.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020

chin patter

Rueben Patterson of NBA fame sodomizing his childrens nanny

Oh Rueben please stop I cant breathe

by talk_shows_on_mute February 19, 2005

Pitter patter

The sound of a fart that ricochets off the ass skin.

Her farts pitter patter.

by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006

chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.

Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.

by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 21, 2005