Orthodonculous

When a person's teeth are so misaligned and grotesque you can't help, but stare.

That girls teeth were so bad, it was orthodonculous.

by Esquire1990 February 24, 2011

ortho

abraviation for orthodontist. (dental work)

i went for ortho today and i got braces

by baby-girl69 November 19, 2003

Ortho Dump

Refers to an admission that ends up on the medicine service because the ortho resident is either (a) too lazy, (b) doesn't know how to manage blood pressure and diabetes, or (c) doesn't want to do an H&P and discharge summary

I have an ortho dump for you. 39 year old female with hip fracture. Ortho wants medicine to admit because she may have medical problems but they're not sure

by Dr. Feelgood2010 November 26, 2010

Orthobro

An Eastern Orthodox Christian male within the Millenial or Generation Z age cohorts. Usually a convert from Protestant or a disillusioned Roman Catholic background. Often seen sporting a beard while maintaining a muscular physique. Shitposts against perceived heretical forms of Christianity, drawing on quotes from theological treatises, and usually has an overabundance of Orthodox iconography on his social media. Tends to be rigidly conservative, often to the point of supporting a return to monarchical forms of government. Although often involved in incessant online arguments with fellow Orthobros over theology and the limited dating pool of Eastern Orthodox Christians females, a deep camaraderie exists between them.

The Orthobros bestowed the title of 'king' on one another as they gleefully left scathing remarks on Dr. Taylor Marshall's YouTube channel, condemning his visions of the Papist church's milkers as prelest.

by OrthodoxSpearIt February 24, 2021

orthadyke

a communtiy of highly religious orthadox jews which are lesbians

"I am an orthadyke!"

by unlovedwalrus June 26, 2003

orthostatic hypotension

This is basically when you're laying in your bed and then you yeet off of it and stand up on the ground and all of a sudden your vision starts to see yellow blurry spots and you have a light headache and it feels like you're tripping on mushrooms but you're all fine in dandy in like 3 seconds

person: *gets up from bed* *sees yellow blurry spots and gets a headache*
person: "wtf is happening
brain: it's called orthostatic hypotension you fucking idiot

by tyronecoachella February 21, 2019

Ortherner

the hottest sexiest man on earth that i want to fuck so hard

god ortherner is so hot

by bonerdildo3000 July 26, 2022