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knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.
Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.
by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006
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Orphelia

A busty, blonde, motherly creature of wanton desires and loose tongue. Eternally pregnant and sporadically horny, this Midlands beauty is a lover of the colour orange, strained tea, JellyBattle, wicker baskets, whale beaters, Otis Redding, Seamus Heaney, maternity and Scottish accents.

Self-deprecating, feisty, and a good judge of pornography, the world doesn't have enough Orphelia.
I had a long, hard wank this morning. I thought of Orphelia.
by Flash Harry October 9, 2008
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Orphan

A suitable source of food
Yum Yum Yum said the person I am going to eat an Orphan.
by Goose2712 November 22, 2020
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Orphan Tears

The name of the song that the cartoon band "Your Favorite Martian" created
by Radin Happier June 29, 2022
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Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.
Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.
by aurora89 December 22, 2009
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Orphanage

he lived in an orphanage
by dark_god_joyboy July 30, 2023
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Orphan Logic

Claiming to be a victim of a situation that you caused.
A young man kills his parents and asks the court for mercy because he is an orphan: Orphan Logic
by billkamp May 21, 2011
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