opposite breakup

when some one breaks up with you but trys to make your life misrible by doing things like making you jealous but yet and still it seems like you should be doing this but you noe that theyre the immsture ones and you just have to move on...or get payback.....(results may vary)

girl:my boyfriend dumped me today...
girl 2: aww thats so sad
girl: i noe and the worst part is, its that hes trying to make me jealous buy flirting with other girls in front of me.
girl 2: dont worry about it. hes probally just hurting to
girl:yea... he pullin an opposite breakup on me

by cristen markey October 14, 2011

opposames

Opposites that are basically the same. ect. a couple who completes eachother.

ect. Hitler and Stalin

me and my girlfriend are opposames.

by aoner2 October 25, 2008

Opposite

The anti, reversed, or rivaling version of a

1. noun

2. adjective
3. verb

1. Male and female genitalia are opposites.
2. It is cold outside compared to this warm fire.
3. I attracted someone today, opposite to my SO's reaction.

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 December 28, 2017

opposhit

When the opposite of something is unfavorable, disgusting, or degrading.

John: Did you have fun at the movies?

Joanne: No, quite the opposhit. Jack threw up in my lap.

by Koopwhatsit March 25, 2010

Opposito

When someone makes a statement, argues it vehemently, even when they have little knowledge of the subject. Then later on, forgets having made the statement and argues that they ever said anything.

The president said that he was a war hero, but when questioned later on his service record, he denied ever making the statement. He's so opposito!

by Gianthands November 10, 2016

opposite of gaydar

It's two close male friend("bros") that are sitting together in a hot tub. But they are sitting five feet apart, because they are not homosexual.

Ay man whats the opposite of gaydar?

Yo man it's when two bros are chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they ain't gay.

by entjungferinator3002 February 2, 2018

Optosexual

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"

by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020