Can Opener

a fart that takes the cake.

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?

by J. Michael Reiter August 5, 2004

California bottle-opener

when a female opens a bottle with her vagina

I ordered a corona from the bar and the waitress opened it using the california bottle-opener

by ibmakinallday October 31, 2006

ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Closet-opener

A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.

My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.

by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011

Vault opener

An advanced sexual act, in which the male inserts himself from behind, and then does a cartwheel. imitates the motion of a vault door opening.

keep out of reach of children.

guy 1: man, me and Chrissy got frisky yesterday, ended up trying the vault opener. It ripped my dick off, but other than that it was quite nice.
guy 2: ... Isn't Chrissy the name of your dog?

by DestroyerOfWomans November 10, 2020

Christmas Eve Openers

A family that opens their Christmas presents on Christmas Eve night as opposed to Christmas morning. Usually done in families with no young kids that believe in Santa Claus and/or cannot wait for the next morning.

I spent christmas break with my girlfriend's family and saw that they're Christmas eve openers since they have no kids under 11.

by Gaaraofthedamned December 27, 2011

Opener

When you arrive to the bar to meet people, and you are well behind them in terms of alcohol consumption. You order an Opener. An Opener is generally a triple shot of any hard liquor in a pint glass and topped up to the brim with a mixer of some kind. My personal fave is Triple Vodka + Club Lemon. This slang is common to the Mid-lands of Ireland.

Barkeep: What can I get ya?
Risteard: I fancy an opener...hmmm...make it JD and Coke.
Barkeep: One opener coming up!

The Barkeep may or may not be Risteard's brother.

by CJ2daK October 18, 2008