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Ocean Marketing

To sink your own ship due to incompetence and arrogance. It is derived from the historical event in which Ocean Marketing chose to challenge Penny Arcade during a string of rude costumer service emails involving a gaming product. This moment of stupidity and arrogance began a chain of events that led to Ocean Marketing's downfall. It has officially replaced the word "titanic" for such events.
As Bob drunkenly bad mouthed his boss at the company holiday party, he had no idea his boss is standing behind him the entire time. Effectively Ocean Marketing his career there.

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Man #1 - I was flirting with this girl outside my car window while driving when I smashed into a cop car. There goes my car AND my license!

Man #2 - HA! Good use of Ocean Marketing.
by Beauski December 30, 2011
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Ocean Law

A set of rules governing action and property ownership in and on any ocean, based on the belief that any item(s) discarded into, or left unattended for an extensive period of time, an ocean is/are considered forfeited. Due to the forfeited ownership of this/these item(s), any individual who finds the item(s) may claim it/them as their own.
Person 1: "Dude, I think a dragon just stole my boat!"
Person 2: "Nah man, you left that there for like three days. She's just following Ocean Law."
by TJtheSleeper August 2, 2021
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meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
by choppaz-n-ninez January 12, 2008
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Oceano 13

Oceano 13 is a local gang located in Oceano, CA. It has been successful and survived for many generations due to the gang’s practice of inbreeding. This has resulted in gang members with severe mental retardation but has allowed for the gang to survive the passage of time.
Person A: Have you heard of Oceano 13?
Person B: Oh yeah, you mean that gang in Oceano with the mentally retarded tweakers?
Person A: Yes.
by fshfhf July 24, 2021
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Aletta Ocean

Hungarian goddess of beauty and seduction, who have been cursed and banished to earth for the entertainment of male crowd.
Jill: I want you to do me from behind on a haystack loaded tractor.
Jack: Are we doing it Russian institute 10:Pony club style ?
Jill: How did you know that ?You're such a porno geek.
Jack: No I'm just an Aletta Ocean geek.
by Nihar007 March 21, 2013
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Ocean of Thongs

The 99 cent bins filled with thongs that are present in Rue 21 stores nationwide. Also, an alternate name for Rue 21 itself, due to these notorious hoardes of thongs.
Say, did you see Mel's new thong? She has purchased it at the Ocean of Thongs!
by The Fiend March 7, 2004
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oceane

a french girls name. she is PRETTY and nice and has AWESOME EYES
:)
look, its a new girl! her name is oceane!

i bet she has nice eyes!
by oceanesfriend :) April 14, 2011
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