jingle one out

euphemism for masturbation

"I'll be right back, I've got to go jingle one out"

by Seleukos April 28, 2010

thumb one out

Slang for a woman masturbating.

Dude, come here and peek through these curtains, you can see Kate thumb one out.

by ron coleman February 25, 2009

squeeze one out

"Squeeze one out" can have many euphemistic meanings:
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four

1)"they squeezed out a victory, 1-0"
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

by Hamid2547 October 03, 2010

pull one out

Pull (stroke) cum out of your cock. aka masturbate.

I was trying to pull one out while watching that porno.

by zach December 20, 2004

Smash one out

To fix or handle a situation

Man that Taco Bell is running through me, I'm gonna go to the restroom and smash one out.

I think I'm going to watch some porn and smash one out!

We're losing by 4 points, let's go out there and smash some out!!!

The teacher wants the class to write a 4 page paper about blow jobs, guess I better get home and smash it out!!

by EatingBears February 17, 2011

wubbing one out

masturbating while listening to dubstep

After wubbing one out, I went to the kitchen and made a sandwich.

by Hulkamania9000 November 06, 2011

Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 29, 2018