Lego Officer

A roblox police officer who is really bad at what they do.

That Lego Officer is a noob

by aviajames April 7, 2019

Holmstrom's Office

A phrase in hockey refrencing the area in front of the net. Due to Thomas Holmstrom's habbit of camping in front of the net.

Commentators: And he'll go to Holmstrom's Office. (as the Red Wings enter the offensive zone.)

by Nault Meade December 31, 2009

Chair support officer

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.

Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.

by Jojnny5 May 6, 2020

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008

office ghost

An employee who maintains a position at a company despite the fact that all of his job duties have been reassigned to other employees. This could be by the ghost's own design or due to restructuring within the department.

Office Ghosts are particularly effective when they have a big title that comes with an assistant, and a boss in another location because no one is really sure what they do all day, but they still have the ability to step up and take credit once a project is completed.

Employee: I was looking for Michael. Have you seen him?
Assistant: I think he's in his office but I'm not sure since he always has the door closed. Let me check.
Assistant: No, he's not in there. He might be in a meeting.
Employee: He's like the office ghost. I can never find him when I need to talk with him. What does he do all day?
Assistant: Honestly I have no idea. You tell me when you figure it out and we'll both know.

by JB4375 December 27, 2008

office plankton

A phrase of (presumably) Russian origin that is used as an offensive description of a regular office worker. The punch comes from the fact that experienced office workers are completely stripped of their personalities and idiosyncrasies, concerned or interested about nothing outside their comfy cubicles, making their appearance similar to that of plankton - mindless and expressionless creatures at the bottom of food chain left at the mercy of those higher up.

14 yo. George: the last thing I want to become when I grow up is office plankton like my parents - they seem miserable and completely powerless. This sucks!

by Black_Quarterback June 12, 2019

Officer Zaddy

Officer Zaddy means hot af officer of the law. He is also named Tim Bradford from the rookie.

"What is an officer zaddy?" Asks Tim Bradford to his best friend Angela Lopez.
"It means a hot af cop. That you want to be your zaddy."
Tim spits out his coffee in shock.

by LadyCardiB May 31, 2021