When one is on facebook, gets a chat, and decides to quickly leave facebook in hopes of the other person assumes you just left before they sent the chat, also see facebook freeze.
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The fear of crumbs, there’s no word for it and I have a phobia of crumbs 😂
“Offa” means crumb in Latin so there is some sense to it.
“Offa” means crumb in Latin so there is some sense to it.
Dan: “What’s your phobia?”
Rachel: “Offaphobia”
Dan: “What’s that?”
Rachel: “The fear of crumbs, like in your bed etc”
Rachel: “Offaphobia”
Dan: “What’s that?”
Rachel: “The fear of crumbs, like in your bed etc”
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Hudson has offacially come out of the closet.
It's offacial: Jenna puts makeup on her baby.
Hudson has offacially come out of the closet.
It's offacial: Jenna puts makeup on her baby.
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Home to many greats- Comedian neil Delamere
- Taoiseach Brian Cowen
- Musician Mundy
- Edenderry
- St Marys secondary
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- Taoiseach Brian Cowen
- Musician Mundy
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- St Marys secondary
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by red-rose April 1, 2009
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A commonly made mixed drink on the island Seychelles. In a short glass combine 2-3 ice-cubes, five shots of high proof rum, and the minimum amount of coke.
Seychelles is an isolated island in the Indian ocean. At one time imported products such as coke were more expensive than rum. Mr. D'offay coined the term with various bartenders on the island.
Today the D'offay double serves as a way subtly request a very stiff drink without arousing suspicion of your alcoholic tendencies to your intermediate company.
The term has since spread to many European countries, where it is illegal for bartenders to serve quadruples or stronger. It used as code for a quintuple rum and coke, with the understanding you will tip the bartender generously.
A commonly made mixed drink on the island Seychelles. In a short glass combine 2-3 ice-cubes, five shots of high proof rum, and the minimum amount of coke.
Seychelles is an isolated island in the Indian ocean. At one time imported products such as coke were more expensive than rum. Mr. D'offay coined the term with various bartenders on the island.
Today the D'offay double serves as a way subtly request a very stiff drink without arousing suspicion of your alcoholic tendencies to your intermediate company.
The term has since spread to many European countries, where it is illegal for bartenders to serve quadruples or stronger. It used as code for a quintuple rum and coke, with the understanding you will tip the bartender generously.
After three D'offay doubles Bernard was ready for the club.
My god this drink is strong, what is it? a triple? No, it's a D'offay double.
My god this drink is strong, what is it? a triple? No, it's a D'offay double.
by rummie January 10, 2013
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Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
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