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Obitoe

obito from naruto but he is barefoot and he has very very crusty toes.
A -Bro have you seen Obitoe in the new episode of naruto?
B - Uhh yeah? What's so good about Obitoe?
by Blue Cold Warm Salt August 13, 2022
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obitchuary

An obitchuary is a term used to describe a place where the local residents will most likely harm the prostitutes working under a pimp(s), hurting business.

1. To the poorer, more ghetto pimps, the word is to threaten or scare the prostitutes working under them. A common phrase found in the ghetto is "sendin' a bitch to the obitchuary".

2. To the more wealthy, high-class pimps, the term is mostly used as a geological term used to describe and figure out where the safest and most profitable areas are in town, and where the most dangerous & unprofitable places as well.

Both meanings carry a negative connotation
Poor pimp: Hey yo bitch, don't make me send you to da 'bitchuary, ya hear?

Prostitute: Sorry daddy

Poor pimp: That's right, bitch. Now go out and make me more money!

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Rich pimp #1: Do you think we should send out some girls out into the Tower District after midnight to increase profits?

Rich pimp #2: Nah, brotha. The Tower District turns into an obitchuary after 1 A.M.
by gr33kbo1 July 5, 2010
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Uchiha Obito

One of the less known Uchiha Brothers, sometimes Uchiha Tobi is mistaken for Obito. But in the manga, or so I'm told, Tobi reveals himself to Sasuke as Uchiha Madara. (damn, spoiler.. Sorry Naruto manga readers)
Friend: Isn't Uchiha Tobi-kun Uchiha Obito-kun?
Me: No, Tobi reveals himself to Sasuke in the manga.. I'm told..
by Deidara-san January 14, 2009
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obitchuary

The common newspaper column that women utilize to write in and complain about the oblivious/incompetent/chauvinistic men in their lives. (Seldom read by the men, incidentally --- ignorance is bliss, and they don’t want to be overly depressed.)
Petulant girl: My boyfriend is being a total dink --- I think I'll write in to the obitchuary, to see what the other chicks think about it.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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Obituaries

People with an affinity for old, corrupt, and dying politicians
Putin has a lot of Obituaries.
by 047 July 6, 2022
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obiter

Refers to a guy whom a girl treats as second-class choice. These are potential partners who are somewhat incomplete. The girl throws occasion signs to lead them on but parks them hanging just in case she finally decides to use him or in the less likely case, accept him.
"Marcus is just an obiter. I feel kinda sorry that he gets led on by Nicole thinking he has a chance with her when in fact he is second choice."
by kaikai86 September 9, 2011
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OBITCH

The OBitch listened to the Health Care speech when her husband demonized insurance companies, but she had her salary increased by two and a half times when Barack got elected to the Senate. Not bad since the Attorney was never trained as for a Health Care Administrator.
by KAISER44 September 11, 2009
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