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obitchuary 

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.
when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.
obitchuary by henro50 March 4, 2017

Obitutainment 

The resulting news coverage after the death of a celebrity.
Man, the obitutainment industry must be making SO much money after the death of Michael Jackson!
Obitutainment by Willobeen July 13, 2009
OBITINE IS SOOOO ADORABLE

It is the ship name for Obi Wan Kenobi and Duchess Satine Kryze when Obi Wan was younger he and his master Qui Gon Jin spend a year protecting the duchess doing that time Obi Wan and Satine develop feelings for each other later Satine tells him “Ever since that Day you came to my aide I loved you” and in reply he says “If you said the word I would have left the Jedi Order” I SHIP THEM SOOO MUCH!! Seeing Anakin Skywalker’s expression though of when He figures out that he and Satine have feelings you can see he ships them OBITINE FOREVER!!! 💕💕
Me: OH MY GOSH OBITINE IS SOO ADORABLE!!
Friend: What’s Obitine?
Me: glares What’s OBITINE ONLY ONE OF THE CUTEST COUPLE’s alive!! It’s Obi Wan Kenobi and Satine Kryze

Friend: Oh
obitine by Fangirl4life❤️ April 22, 2018

Walking Obituary

People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.
New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.
Walking Obituary by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011
A dude that simped over rin, ruined narutos life, and started a war. And also a dude that had one of the saddest deaths in naruto. At least my boi obito smashin rin in the afterlife.
Anessa: oh look it’s Tobi

Brooke: You mean obito?

Anessa: wtf bro u spoiled it
Obito by Magic fetus August 4, 2020

Obituary Tourist 

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.
Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.