Sword of Omens

Pop a Viagra, then right before it kicks in, insert your limp dick into your girl's pussy. Shout "Thundercats Ho!" just as you get your boner. Then right before you're about to come, pull out, stick your junk on your girls face, say "Sword of Omens give me sight beyond sight," and then spooge in her eyes. Timing must be impeccable.

"Dude I'm gonna slay that bitch-dragon with my Sword of Omens. Snarf can't watch, though."

by Slick Mickey April 1, 2009

ostensible layer

an unfortunate and rather concrete layer of reality created as a coincidental byproduct of ambiguity in communication through an inadequately defined, poorly understood, and intentionally abused sub/urban vernacular.

on the ostensible layer, me & that ho are not together; however we still live together, have sex, and are engaged to be married next june.

by ms. communication October 17, 2008

ostentatious

intended to attract notice and impress others.

Ashley is so ostentatious, how she dances around the school all the time.

by bert mccracken August 26, 2004

Ostentatiously Righteous

The act of attracting attention through being absoulutely genuine as well as wonderful no matter the perception(good,evil,smart,stupid)

The presidents war on terror was such and Ostentatiously Righteous load of shit, he tried to make up for it by giving americans money.

by Vampyre of Divinity February 28, 2008

osmeiry

OSMEIRY IS A BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE GIRL.. you will fall in love with her . She has a great personality and will make your day. She is optimistic and hyper. She is well known but dosent have many friends because people switch up on her. Osmeiry could get very petty so watch out. She will cut you off if she needs to. People thinks shes older than what she is. Tall is what she is. Loosing Osmeiry isnt fun because you will miss her. She hides her feelings and pretends she dont care when she obviously does.

“Look at osmeiry”

by Vsgsbsnaba February 10, 2019

osmanthuswineing

when somebody says the phrase "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember.. But where are those whom

share the memory?"

"He wouldn't stop Osmanthuswineing, no matter how much I'd plead."

by Ev3rista March 8, 2022

bruh oment

when 2 or more people are stupid you use the word bruh oment

that was very bruh oment of us lmao

by curryaj October 18, 2020