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Orbital Battle Platform

Similar to wordGunrack/word, but much much worse. Likley to partake in stalking people on a regular basis.
by Coolmac October 14, 2003
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Orbital Dystrophy

The popular deathcore/progressive/poopcore band hailing from San Jose, CA. Marked by their angelic leads and crushing bass lines.
Yo bro, you goin to that orbital dystrophy show at the macla?

yea dude its gonna be so fucking br00tal my grandmas tits will explode
by jkloljkloljk September 3, 2010
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orbital butt

1. when your butt is so freaking big that things and people go in to orbit when they get too close to it.
2. the gravitational pull of a very huge ass.
One time my best friend Josh threw pennies at my orbital butt, the gravitational pull was so strong that they begin to go into orbit around my super huge ass.
by Becca D. June 8, 2007
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orbital narcissist

A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.
A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.

Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't
by Ontological June 26, 2018
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Orbital Strike

When a woman is lead face up on a bed, and a man T poses above here and defecates dropping feces on her face.
Oh man, she let me orbital strike her last night
by OrbitalStriker69 May 25, 2020
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Orbital Strike

When a woman lies face up on a bed, and a man T poses above her and defecates and the resulting feces drops on her face.
Oh man, she let me orbital strike her last night.
by OrbitalStriker69 May 25, 2020
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orbital bombardment

When you are having some sex and you get on the trampoline and start blasting dukes at your woman.
"Wow, Geoffery, your trampoline sure is stinky."
"Yeah, man, gave my girl some orbital bombardment last night, y'know?"
"Hell yeah, man! Up top!"
"Please leave my house now."
by Danny McWanny August 4, 2021
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